Hey! So I made this Tumblr—
Fifty Shades of Robert Downey Jr.
Because:
- The world needs more Robert Downey Jr. porn.
- catlitternwhiskersonkittens is evil.
- rdj-sexualfrustration is dead most of the time, unfortunately.
- It takes off a lot of pressure of writing RDJ-related fiction if I use Fifty Shades of Grey as my template.
- ‘Cause now I can write bad porn.
Most importantly, because you really don’t know what you’ve been doing with your life until you’ve read something like this:
“I suck on his organ like a vacuum. My tongue is doing the rumba on his length. I now have my very own Robert Downey Jr.-flavored popsicle, tasting both of Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes at the same time with a tinge of the tantalizing sweetness of Harry Lockhart.”
If anybody is interested in co-running, please please send me a message. Hopefully someone who has read Fifty Shades of Grey (I’ve only read excerpts) or something equally horrible.
To any of my followers who are cringing at this post, I’m sorry.
Just wanted to say that I’ve just downloaded Fifty Shades of Grey (LOL, not paying for that).
Expect RDJ’s lingual talents to stimulate your most intimate mucosal membranes hopefully tomorrow or the next day. Or something.
Thanks for following and may RDJ have mercy on your loins.
